Jerk Kustom's Lost Captain Severed Head is a ceramic mug glazed in a variety of colors. It is similar to Jan's Lost Captain Shrunken Head, but with a Ren Clark's Severed Head twist. The mug is an upside-down captain's head dripping in red blood. The drink opening is the head's neck. The mug has a bulging eye with the second eye, mouth and both ears stitched closed with cord that is embellished with glass, metal and ceramic skull beads. There is a plastic bone pierced through his pointy nose, and he has deep wrinkles in his skin. His sailor hat is wrapped with a gold cord and there is a shiny gold anchor in front.