A mug shaped like a tiki head with a mouth full of sharp pointed teeth that has been split vertically and one side has shifted up an inch, caused presumably by natural forces like the water splashing at its base.

From Dynasty:

"Off the coast of an unknown island lies the weathered remains of a stone deity. It was part of a lighthouse. Now split by the passing of time. Hopefully it can reveal its secrets to you."

Measures 7 inches high and holds 18 oz.