The TropiCamps: Lava Linz & Trader G
San Diego, California, United States
Lava Linz
She’s molten-hot, mai tai-sipping, and dances like a volcano in heels. Specialty: Flaming limbo queen Signature drink: The Lava Linztini – a spicy mango rum martini with a sugared rim Accessories: Red hibiscus, glitter sunscreen, and sunglasses that say “I’m with the band” Quote: “If it’s not sizzling, it’s not happening.”
Trader G-Funk
Smooth like coconut cream, funky like a steel drum solo at midnight. Specialty: Mixing drinks and dropping smooth one-liners Signature drink: The Funkle Swizzle – dark rum, pineapple, bitters, and a swirl of lime over crushed ice Accessories: Vintage tiki shirt, swizzle stick behind the ear, casual but calculated chaos Quote: “Tropic like it’s hot.”